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Post by Optimus Prime on Mar 4, 2004 19:55:23 GMT -5
i had a dream last night, AND the night before that i was dating delta goodrem. i mean i can understand maybe one night, but two nights? and the strange thing was, it was like a continuing storyline. awesome you say? awesome indeed.
i for one think that delta goodrem is one of the most stunning looking birds i have seen for a long time, next to that fox from dark angel, so i have made another goal in life.
i will date delta goodrem. i am going to start a fund/charity/box social in aid of some sort of cancer to sway delta into my gaze/charms/erect penis, in hopes that it will further my relationship with her to thus, FULFILL MY DREAMS.
anyone wishing to help me out on my quest/journey/half hour endorphin rush, please donate your time/money/money to :
HELP SCOTT GET BACK IN THE GOOD BOOKS WITH DELTA FUND
14 Millimumul rd, Mulaloo
Perth, Western Australia.
drop me a line, we'll talk turkey. and then ill take your money and leave you in a ditch.
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Post by Optimus Prime on Mar 5, 2004 0:46:59 GMT -5
someone better give me some money quickly. im gettin bored waiting for delta to catch on.
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Post by everpink on Mar 5, 2004 1:12:25 GMT -5
but she is ever so occupied with Phillippoussis (sp?)... thus you need someone to kill him?
oh yeah i had a dream i worked in donut king for the rest of my life...
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Post by wang on Mar 5, 2004 1:23:13 GMT -5
i had a dream that not even donut king would employ me and it happened...
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Post by everpink on Mar 5, 2004 2:02:23 GMT -5
i want some donuts now... and candy.
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Post by Optimus Prime on Mar 5, 2004 2:09:42 GMT -5
stop the presses, i just remembered theres a new pretzel stand at whitfords city. i went there last night and checked out all the hot bluelight sluts. twas a sight to be seen. fuck donuts, pretzels is where it's at, dawgs. and i tried to flirt with the pretzel girl but i got shot down. bah. and i got to say "these pretzels are making me thirsty!"
all hail the pretzels.
anyway, for people who just joined this conversation, look up to the top of the page, and continue sending me money. i accept paypal, money orders, and discrete cash.
DELTA GOODREM HERE I COME, BABY!!!
dont worry...ive taken care of philippousis... (sp)...i have my ways... a sudden blonde haired tart named a. kournikova might come into contact with him one night in a drunken motel room frenzy of lust and debauchery.
mwaha...
mwahahaha....
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA......
part proceeds go to helping pay a. kournikova for her time.
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Post by everpink on Mar 5, 2004 2:19:50 GMT -5
hahahaha
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Post by phatRedge on Mar 6, 2004 7:14:28 GMT -5
i used to have continuos dreams. I had them for ages. Like 15 in a row or somethin.
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Post by Rise Against on Mar 9, 2004 8:24:28 GMT -5
Are You Into Bald Girls Optimus? ;D
*Insert Complaining About Being Rude To Sick People Replies Below*
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Post by Bhoy on the Dock on Mar 9, 2004 23:00:14 GMT -5
Pick up line for Delta.
You dropped your wig.
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Post by Rise Against on Mar 10, 2004 7:49:58 GMT -5
Hahaha Nice.
Also You Wanna Know How To Win Lots Of Arias?
Get Cancer , Get The Sympathy Votes.
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Poseur
I'd rather not post here, although its great. Im too cool.
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Post by Poseur on Mar 10, 2004 11:19:51 GMT -5
rise against... so bad taste, yet so funny...i like it anyways optimus i WOULD help you win her...but we would meet and i would have to kill you for trying to steal my lady friend...unless you can come up with a plan for me to win another hot famous lady...in which case we could spot eachother so to speak  |
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Post by Optimus Prime on Mar 10, 2004 20:09:35 GMT -5
yes, poseur, ive already accounted the fact that there are other dudes out there trying to get their grubby mitts on my ladyfriend delta. thats why when i receive enough funds im going to set up a series of bear traps around her and tie her to an electrified badger. badgers are known to get very agitated when cornered with a pop superstar tied to their back. and an electrified one!? hooooo boy, you better watch yo back.
anyhoo....if u dont want to face the wrath of badgerbadger, ill make a deal, you can have someone else from neighbours. i might stretch as far as home & away, but if i do, you leave bec cartwright alone, y'hear!?
deal?
deal.
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Post by everpink on Mar 10, 2004 22:46:50 GMT -5
someone can have the chick who plays Trixie... Delta's screen MUM hahaha
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Post by wang on Mar 11, 2004 9:53:19 GMT -5
i think colleen (spelling?) or irene would be the two top picks from the home and away collection for any males..
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