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Post by Optimus Prime on Mar 14, 2004 20:21:48 GMT -5
hair in a tub'
optimus took the yoplait is french for hair in a tub, and proceeded to put dab it on his scalp.
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Post by punkrockandbeer on Mar 15, 2004 5:45:32 GMT -5
After applying the formula vigorously to his scalp, waiting 2-3 minutes and rinsing under warm water. His whole head began to tingle, then to sting, then it began to burn and swell. Optimus realised what he had done,
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Post by Optimus Prime on Mar 15, 2004 20:16:49 GMT -5
"my head........is bread!"
he said.
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Post by punkrockandbeer on Mar 16, 2004 4:26:03 GMT -5
By that time a large flock of magpies had spotted his large bready head, They began fly hungrily towards him...
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Post by everpink on Mar 16, 2004 4:38:22 GMT -5
eyeing off
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Post by punkrockandbeer on Mar 16, 2004 5:28:17 GMT -5
his curly orange pubic hair, hoping to make a lovely nest
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i sell pants!!!!!
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Post by nisarock on Mar 31, 2004 10:43:46 GMT -5
of course Optimus agreed to letting them make a nest so they started to collect stuff to make their nest. This stuff consisted of..
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Post by Optimus Prime on Mar 31, 2004 22:56:46 GMT -5
a nuclear reactor, a hacksaw, some lima beans, and a passing frenchman named "le grenuille".
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Post by Everyones Favourite African on Apr 3, 2004 4:23:08 GMT -5
And so work began ...
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Post by wang on Apr 3, 2004 9:27:38 GMT -5
and tickle my arse and call me Roger, guess what happened
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Post by Everyones Favourite African on Apr 3, 2004 23:54:01 GMT -5
YARRRRRRR HE GOT A BAD CASE OF PIRATETITUS ... and he changed his name 2 blue balls the pirate ... YAR
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Post by punkrockandbeer on Apr 5, 2004 5:55:59 GMT -5
He decided to make his new image complete he would need
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Post by Optimus Prime on Apr 5, 2004 20:27:24 GMT -5
to visit maddox.xmission.com every single day for the rest of his natural life.
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Post by JoE on Apr 6, 2004 6:06:48 GMT -5
where he would never stop laughing
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Post by Optimus Prime on Apr 6, 2004 21:24:42 GMT -5
and crying until his face exploded.
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