WakingTheFallen
I'd rather not post here, although its great. Im too cool.
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Post by WakingTheFallen on Mar 8, 2004 8:53:45 GMT -5
snailshaped cheese doodles living in a cardboard box (thats all i got  ) |
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Post by Optimus Prime on Mar 8, 2004 19:26:25 GMT -5
" said the frenchericans, as their native language was mainly comprised of curse words and wacked out buzz words from the 80's. the frenchicans decided they would venture forth into the unknown, to find :
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Post by Use Me Holly on Mar 9, 2004 3:18:45 GMT -5
a new settlement, which they would invade and disease with the sounds of PUNK ROCK!!
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Post by everpink on Mar 9, 2004 4:30:35 GMT -5
which would lead to
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Post by Use Me Holly on Mar 9, 2004 4:46:24 GMT -5
an increased number of STD's in the throat of the people/cunts/whatever they are/ , cos of all the cocksucking
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Post by everpink on Mar 9, 2004 5:08:18 GMT -5
which also leads to dislocated jaws,
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Post by Everyones Favourite African on Mar 9, 2004 7:20:01 GMT -5
SOON perth hospital was overflowing with cock sucking  jaw dislocated incidents the doctors desided the only solution was 2 ... |
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Post by Use Me Holly on Mar 9, 2004 7:28:44 GMT -5
amputate all the cocks. well.... all the infected cocks
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punkrockandbeer
Respect me, or admin will kick your ass
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Post by punkrockandbeer on Mar 9, 2004 7:42:03 GMT -5
...they devised a method to sort the rotten nobs from the group, This method consisted of a large ...
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Post by Optimus Prime on Mar 10, 2004 21:06:44 GMT -5
breasted woman known as jenna jameson. she swiftly removed the pants of everyone in perth to inspect, and upon doing so, found my johnson to be the largest and quote, "the tastiest". jenna then said : "
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Post by wang on Mar 10, 2004 22:43:50 GMT -5
chop it off, it must be diseased"
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Post by Optimus Prime on Mar 11, 2004 0:11:26 GMT -5
optimus swiftly booted her in the face. "YOU MUST BE A CYBORG!" he said, and reached for the optimus-anti-cyborg-spray. " take that, you robotic monstrosity!" he said, and with her final cyborg breath (?), jenna...
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Post by wang on Mar 11, 2004 9:46:47 GMT -5
chopped it off
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Post by Optimus Prime on Mar 11, 2004 19:38:53 GMT -5
the "it" in question happened to be optimus' hair.
"MY HAIR!" i screamed, as i swiftly stomped her face into a jar.
"NOW I'M BALD, YOU SANDY SEACOW!"
optimus walked along with his bald robotic head gleaming in the sun. he then came across a passing frenchman.
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Post by everpink on Mar 13, 2004 10:46:39 GMT -5
who said 'yoplait, it's french for
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jaw dislocated incidents the doctors desided the only solution was 2 ...
