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Post by Rise Against on Dec 14, 2003 4:50:46 GMT -5
hehe that was pretty funny.
I do get a good laugh every time i read that poem myself.
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Ham
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Post by Ham on Dec 24, 2003 10:06:13 GMT -5
here's a poem i wrote for my girlfriend called Meg
Meg, Meg I love you like I love eggs I like to eat Eggs I like to eat Meg Now Suck my Dick NO! Then what the fuck did I do that for !!?
here's a poem i wrote fro my girlfriend Pam
Pam, Pam I love you like myself So pam you eat Ham HAHAHAHAHAcough cough
Tim Tim. i love you like slim jims I like to eat slim jims I like to eat tim and this time it worked.
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Ham
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Post by Ham on Dec 24, 2003 10:10:44 GMT -5
and if i hear that in any song i'll smash you, and if you're bigger than me i'll smash you
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Post by phatRedge on Dec 24, 2003 10:22:35 GMT -5
im bashed
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Post by phatRedge on Dec 24, 2003 10:23:58 GMT -5
Your my man steve Why did you leave why why why Im going to cry Now im emo im going to die
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Ham
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Post by Ham on Jan 1, 2004 1:28:31 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHA
i had another poem to put here but now i think that i'll put it in a song instead. it will be a cathartic experience and you can all see what a special but troubled individual i am, and realise that i'm better than you.
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Patty8items
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Post by Patty8items on Jan 3, 2004 16:11:43 GMT -5
mate, how can you judge me? i have put up 32 posts, which i doubt u have read everyone, yet still you think you know me. get fucked. i didnt think for a second that he thort u knew you, he just thort your poem was shit. wheres the pentametre and assonense and enjambment and other poetic devices that you should use to come across as slightly more advanced that "raccoon" you are shit, and your girlfriend is obviously just flattered that you attempted to converse with her in a language other than "raccoon" i dont think this poem warents any more calls of "Touch me down there boy" from your girlfriend good afternoon, good evening and goodnight
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Post by Optimus Prime on Jan 6, 2004 0:07:52 GMT -5
the steve and meg poems made me drop a stone.
so funny.
heres a little ditty i made myself.
its a haiku, in true emo arteest form.
now i cant remember if haikus are 757 or 575, so its gonna be 575.
lament. plight. morose. im going to kill batman. he ate my sock. plight.
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TouchdownBoy
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anarchy for sale sheep unite!
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Post by TouchdownBoy on Jan 6, 2004 8:41:40 GMT -5
yes, you are all so tough big, game, strong men cos your too hardcore to love too full of pride to give in feeling emotions is a crime at least thats it in your eyes emos are fucked, emos are gay we are all emo in our own way get a fucken life u retards, so i guess u guys will never marry, have a gf, love anything , because its to sissy for u .... fucken hell
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Post by Rise Against on Jan 6, 2004 8:56:00 GMT -5
Hahahhaha Your Such A Joke TouchDownboy, You Really Are.
Have You Not Been Reading The Posts?
No One Fucken Cares About That Shit.
Where All teenagers , Why The Fuck Would I Care Bout Marrage Now or Serious Shit?
You Really Are A Clown. ;D
This Thread Is Gold btw.
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Post by Optimus Prime on Jan 6, 2004 20:50:33 GMT -5
not only is it gold, its gold coated ferrari turds.
hahaha touchdown boy i thought you got shamed out so long ago. ahhhh well. we all see that you're a sucker for having your shit ruined.
writing that song aswell. shit. that really showed me. man ill never harass a fuck-for-ass like you ever again.
JEEEESUS fucking H christ. what the fuck were you thinking?!!?! not only was that the WORST song slash freestyle ive ever heard, it was also the worst song slash freestyle ive ever heard. fuck you man that was terrible. i pity your girlfriend now if you write her shit like that all the time. i mean its not cool to criticize other peoples artwork, but that's exemplified, because its not considered art if it contains over 60% visible fecal matter, aparently. (my old art teacher told me that after i shat on her chair and said it was my 3rd term project)
but seriously man, that was fucking terrible. dont ever ever EVER do that again, for the love of fucking christ.
p.s. who needs a girlfriend when you can pick up sluts and get the milk for free? seriously.
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Patty8items
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Post by Patty8items on Jan 7, 2004 12:40:17 GMT -5
amen to that!
Touchdownboy = Douche
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Post by Rise Against on Jan 11, 2004 7:51:30 GMT -5
Haha Douche. What A Funny Word.
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nisarock
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Post by nisarock on Feb 10, 2004 6:09:39 GMT -5
Dude, you're going on about how you're 18 which makes you 'not a little teenager' but I hate to break it to you, you're still a teenager yourself . shit ey? you must be one of those big teenagers. And i have nothing against poetry but in all honesty, my 12 year old dyslexic cousin can probably write shit better than that. Wow you've been together for a whole 12 months and I mean obviously, you're never going to break up are you? No chance at all. You aren't one of those teen romances where boy meets girl, boy and girl fall in love, girl becomes a fuckass and cheats on boy (or vice versa or even quite possibly some other typical scenario), boy and girl break up, boy turns emo and kills himself. Nah no way, you won't be like that, you're going to stand the test of time and you're going to prove us all wrong.two words: good luck. oh ps: when you say that all us on here must be in it for people that love something or someone? what the fuck do you think we're doing on this site? we're here because we love the fucking music and loving music can be just as strong as love for a person. pps: yeh nobody had posted on this thread for a while but shit i was just reading through all the threads and with a title like the one this one has how could i not join in the fun?
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oldschool
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Post by oldschool on Feb 10, 2004 8:46:14 GMT -5
why do u find it so hard to believe that two people can genuinely care for one another?
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